If you’ve never seen someone play pantyhose tug of war with their head, you’re in for a seriously WTF surprise.
1. I’ve always thought my bras could be more functional
2. This very important artistic endeavor
3. This alien sport that no one should ever participate in
4. This extremely important noodle-drip guard
5. “Hey we’re having a sleepover for the guys and their fake pillow wives, you should come!”
6. Are these human-teletubby hybrids?
7. So I guess Christian Anime is a thing
8. I’m not even going to try to think of a wholesome advertised use for this product
9. This is definitely not inappropriate at all…
10. Who thought this would make an entertaining game show?
11. I’m sorry, WHAT!?
12. Nope, nope, nope.
13. “Son, we’re going to the museum, you need to understand how poop feels”
14. This is the Japanese version of coke heads
15. Okay, but WHAT THE ACTUAL HELLFUCK IS HAPPENING HERE?
16. THIS IS TERRIFYING
17. This Doritos ad proves you don’t need nudity to be extremely vulgar
18. This is everything wrong with…everything
19. What kind of monstrous fowl created this egg log!?
20. Just a casual walk in the park
21. Japanese game shows are actually just reenacting different circles of hell
22. NOPE. DEAD. DONE.
23. These guys are huge bowling fans
24. I hope the ad explains what to do about your cold feet
26. If you’re that sick, maybe just stay home
27. Because regular water just has too many calories
28. Imagine walking in to find your roommate sleeping on one of these
29. Happy Halloween? (I hope)